Being one to totally toot my own vuvuzela (although mine of course is far more musical, but, one has to admit, isn't anything?), I reveal the secrets that have made me a happy, healthy, highly successful hound. Looking ahead to my book contract, it's obvious how these seven habits, easily learned, can be paralleled in the business world. Of course, execution is key. So, no stealing my copyrighted idea. Only I am the true conduit to this valuable knowledge.
#1. Be quiet, but when it counts, howl with all your might.
#2. Tread lightly, but move decisively.
#3. Nap whenever necessary.
#4. Remember: the race isn't always to the swiftest; artful dodging is essential to securing that exclusive fox (or contract!)
#5. Be a pack animal, but exert your dominance when making decisions.
#6. Satisfaction comes after the goal is won, not before. In other words, eat after exercise (Mom put that one in there).
#7. He who pees highest wins.