Friday, January 3, 2014

Winter weather advisory for dogs

The closest I'm getting to anything Arctic-related.
This just in from Gov. Deval Patrick's office: a tweet recommending people take care to wash their dogs' feet after snowy walks.

Take my far better advice: don't go out at all. Amuse yourself by bugging your parents incessantly, forcing them to keep the door open as if you might go out. Taste the weather from, say, twenty feet away, then scram back to your nice, cozy chair.