Unless it's a veterinary textbook, or you're a dog, and it's hot.
Here's the twist, Tucker-style. Stop, Drop, Roll, and Plop.
In four easy steps, you can cool yourself off and give your walker a much-needed break. Let me explain.
Step #1. The Stop.
This step is non-negotiable. You don't hem and haw and step to one side or the other. You make up your mind to stop, preferably near some cool, dewy grass in the shade. I'm particular about the grass. It needs to be thick enough to hold up under my bulk, tall enough to hide plenty of dew, and if you care at all about your people, be situated within some shade so they won't become completely cranky. Plan well, and your stop will be successful.
Step #2. The Drop.
|Demonstrating the Drop.|
Step #3. The Roll.
Step #4. The Plop.
Try it and let me know how it goes. I'm always available for consultation.