Party time in Rio, and other New Year's resolutions

I'm a rather laid back guy, so I figure it's about time for my New Year's resolutions.

I, Tucker the obdurate, hereby resolve to:

1. Sleep more
2. Play more
3. Eat more
4. Come when called (hey, Mom slipped that one in there!)
5. Call my great grandma on her birthday (check! that was easy--her 97th was yesterday--what a woman!)
6.  Meet some new girls
7. Travel more (Rio? Cartagena? I see I have a reader in Buenos Aires, so given this frigid weather, a southern hemisphere meetup might be in order for this southern boy—see resolution #6)
8. Eat more
9. Play more
10. Sleep more

We all could use a little self-improvement, so in keeping with the spirit of the new year, I'll check on these goals in around, say, 355 days.