While Mom must think so (thanks to the super creative Heather Kelly, for the terrific wanted poster idea), my caloric intake is no laughing matter. A dog must eat, and eat well. Often, too.
|Exhibits A and B. While the evidence seems irrefutable,|
|I believe it to be circumstantial. I'd never eat from a plastic receptacle.|
Obviously, a jury should consider mitigating circumstances: in this case, hunger. However, said good man and woman seem to be unmoved.
Therefore, I'll simply have to eat right out of the bin. Case closed.
*Bonus intangible reward to those who do not need to look up the definition of penultimate. I'm far too ravenous to be your dictionary today.